Monday, 27 July 2015 10:45

25 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Gran Canaria

There's nothing in Gran Canaria but tourists There's nothing in Gran Canaria but tourists

Some people think Gran Canaria is a spectacular destination with everything from the world's best beaches to jaw-dropping landscapes and a vibrant local culture and food scene. They are completely wrong and here are 25 reasons why you should never visit the island.

 There is nothing in Gran Canaria except resortsDune dawn at Maspalomas

 

Nothing, zip, nada, it's all one big tourist ghetto 

Puerto de las nieves harbour

 

Made of cement and old bottles of sunscreen held together with mankini straps

The Maspalomas lighthouse at sunset

 

All the palm trees are plastic

Guayedra valley in west Gran Canaria

 

And because it never, ever rains

Agaete Valley rainbow and palms

 

It's so hot and dry that there are no flowers

Arguineguin tree with flowers and table

 

And because nobody lives here, the only food comes in packages

Authentic tapas in Gran Canaria

 

And we don't mean this kind of package

bananas growing in Gran Canaria

 

There are, of course, no local towns or villages

Carrizal de Tejeda hamlet in Gran Canaria

 

And therefore, no local fiestas or culture

La Rama fiesta in Agaete, Gran Canaria

 

There is definitely nothing to see in Gran Canaria

Roque Nublo Sunset

 

No mountains, no forests, no landscapes. You might find a rock to sit on, but only if you're lucky

West coast road in Gran Canaria

 

So, just in case you're still thinking of visiting Gran Canaria

Las Palmas city and Las Canteras beach

 

The beaches are always packed

Montaña la Arena beach

 

The resorts are dated and crowded

Gloria Palace San Agustin Chill Out bar at sunset

 

Even the weather isn't what it's cracked up to be

Las Canteras beach and water

 

Only 320 days of sunshine each year and average temps barely above 20ºC? Pfff!

Puerto de Mogán in Gran Canaria

 

It's not good enough, especially when the palm trees get shade all over the beach

Las Marañuelas beach in Arguineguín, Gran Canaria

 

And somebody put boats on the sand instead of loungers

Burrero beach

 

Ridiculous

Las Palmas carnival on the beachfront

 

Nothing to see here

Sardina town and beach

 

 No no no!

Maspalomas Princess pool

 

Coffee comes in jars

Coffee growing in Gran Canaria

 

The sea is behind you. Get in it!Surfers on Las Canteras beach

 

There you go, it's all over; Gran Canaria has run out of sunshineRoque Nublo Stars

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  • Exchange Money In Gran Canaria Or At Home?
    Exchange Money In Gran Canaria Or At Home?

    Visitors to Gran Canaria often ask whether it is better to exchange their local currency for euros at home or in Gran Canaria. 

    The answer is that it is almost always better to buy your euros at home than it is to bring pounds to Gran Canaria and use local banks or currency exchanges. This rule of thumb applies all over the world. A currency is almost always cheaper the further away you are from the place you can spend it (because demand for it is lower). 

    Exchange rates are almost always better at home than in Gran Canaria

    You are very likely to get a better exchange rate using a British currency exchange specialist or local bank. Many of these companies will deliver your euros to your home.

    One of the best rates in the UK is often from the post office, especially if you do it well in advance.

    The only way you'll get a better rate in Gran Canaria than at home is if the exchange rate changes while you are travelling and this is rare. 

    You also have to bear in mind that currency exchanges in Gran Canaria are getting rarer and some local banks don't exchange money for non-clients. 

    To Transfer large amouynts of money to Gran Canaria, or to make regular transfers, always use a reputable currency broker such as Currencies Direct. This will save you money on exchange rates and bank charges and is highky secure. 

    The risk of bringing cash to Gran Canaria

    Another important factor to consider is the risk of bringing cash to Gran Canaria: If it is lost or stolen, there is no way of getting it back. 

    It is much safer to bring a debit or credit card and use local bank ATMs to take out money. These days, a good option is a pre-charged debit card. 

    Cards may be slightly more expensive that carrying cash, unless you seek out a bank card with low commissions, but it is much more secure. 

    Bank ATMs like Bankia, Santander and BBVA often charge lower rates than the ATMs in shopping centres and busy tourist areas.

    Alex Says: Always select the Euro option at ATMs in Gran Canaria because the exchange rate is much better than if you opt for the Local Currency option. The same applies when you pay by card in shops and restaurants.

    See our Gran Canaria Tips section for more nuggets of useful local information.

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